I am a capable mechanic, but don't expect me to change your flats or tune your bike.You need to learn that on your own."I enjoy jogging."Really means: Lets run hills until we puke.Eventually though if your not burning 4,000 calories a day your going to plump up and have a terrible complex due to watching me eat deserts and not gain any weight.Friends and family will eventually decide not to dine with us anymore due to my horrid table manners.If you’re dating a triathlete, read on for some insights into what she REALLY means when she says she enjoys quiet walks on the beach or dining out.
There's plenty of time to look around on the descent as trees and bushes whiz by you at 40 mph."I like stimulating conversation."Really means: while we are running, we can talk about food.I have just as many shoes as you only mine are better because they are functional and all look the same."I enjoy dining out."Really means: I enjoy eating out, in or anywhere else I can find food.